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Spiritual Warfare

Grade: A-

 

Spiritual Warfare is one of the most underrated classics in NES history.  There are a few reasons for this.  First off, it is an unlicensed game, and since there are not many high-quality unlicensed games it is probably assumed that this game bites.  Secondly, it is made by Wisdom Tree, which means it is a game rooted in Christianity.  Finally, it is considered to be a Legend of Zelda rip-off.  What I wonder is why people think that this is a bad thing.  I sure wish more games would have ripped off Zelda.  Instead we ended up with about 200 rip-offs of Super Mario Bros.  but were left with only a handful of Zelda clones.  Admittedly this game is a hard-core Zelda rip-off but I took that into consideration when I dropped its grade from an A to an A-. 

In this game you play a boy who apparently has been chosen by God to rid his city of a demon that is infecting the town with impure thoughts and actions.  As the boy you must throw various fruits of life at your enemies, which causes them to kneel in prayer as their Christianity overtakes them.  Along the way you pick up heart containers and items such a raft, torch and sword.  You can also gain Spirit points, which are used like money to buy items that will help you stay alive.  You can only carry up to 255 Spirit points at any one time.  All of this should sound familiar as it’s just a Christian spin on The Legend of Zelda (even down to the max of 255 rupees!).  Also familiar should be the vast overworld and dungeons that must be entered to defeat the bad guys and gain powerful items.  In fact the overworld in Spiritual Warfare is similar in size to Zelda but the dungeons are often only boss rooms as opposed to intricate mazes leading to a boss room.  The major exception is the 6th and final dungeon in Spiritual Warfare, which is quite complex and time consuming (in comparison to the rest of the game).  Overall, this game is the Legend of Zelda of unlicensed games, the game to measure all others by, but of course it completely pales in comparison to the game it is copying itself.

Positives:

Spiritual Warfare has an immense charm to it.  Other reviewers have complained that the Christian aspect of the game bothered them but that very uniqueness is what I found pleasing.  The fact that this game came from such a low-budget company really lets you know that there is no excuse for a bad NES game.  Everything that is cool about The Legend of Zelda applies to Spiritual Warfare except that everything is on a much more basic level. 

This game is truly a non-linear adventure game.  You only really have to beat a couple bosses along the way to be able to go to the Demon’s Lair and defeat the devil.  Of course the game is richer and more fun if you go beat each boss but I like that there isn’t a set order that things have to be done in.  It’s cool how you have many different fruits to chose from, each with different abilities such as zigzagging, scattering, or flying in a straight line.  You can pick up items to help you like a torch, but you can rough it without them and do just fine.  It is essential to pick up the sword, Samson’s jawbone and the raft.  Those three you will need to find certain bosses and the sword is needed to slay the Devil.  I also liked that an angel comes down to ask you Bible Trivia questions (don’t those appear in every Wisdom Tree game?) because every right answer gains you Spirit Points and a chance for a health bonus.  There’s nothing like learning useless information while playing Nintendo!

Glaring Negatives:

I can’t lie, there are some glaring negatives.  The graphics are laughable.  They look very juvenile, almost Atari-like.  The music was very grating for me and I ended up choosing the option of no music.  Of course the main negative is the password system.  It is about 20 digits long and includes 0’s and O’s, 6’s and G’s and I’s and l’s.  There are uppercase and lowercase letters along with numbers, periods and exclamation points.  I messed up my password once and had to redo a large chunk of the game.

Graphics and Sound: Poor

There is no way around the poor graphics and sound but that didn’t stop me from completely enjoying this game, in fact it might have enhanced my enjoyment because it reminded me how good everything else was.

Gameplay and Controls: Awesome

You have many different weapons to choose from, you can travel through the towns in whatever order you choose, and there are many puzzles to solve.  I thoroughly enjoyed the game and found no problems with the controls.

Features: Password

The crazy password system can be frustrating but it does allow for the game to be much larger than it would be without it. 

Fun?: Tons

This is a game that I could definitely see myself playing again.  I didn’t find near everything this time around.  There were two treasure rooms and a bunch of fruits that I missed along the way.

Challenge: Not much

This is a pretty easy game.  You shouldn’t have much trouble at all beating it.  It can become more difficult though if you try and find everything.

Replay: Yes

I will definitely give this one another go someday to try and find all the things I missed.

2 Player: No

I wish…

Online Manual?: Yes

http://www.atarihq.com/tsr/manuals/spwarfare.txt

Bottom Line: Get It Now

This is a great conversation piece as well as a very fun game.  This one is a no-brainer.

 

 

Reviewer: Agent J

Company: Wisdom Tree

Year: 1989

Rarity: Pretty hard to find.  (B+)

Expertise: Solved it.

 

2nd Opinion – Agent K: B+

I have always had a fondness for Wisdom Tree.  I admire them for putting out their niche market games.  For this reason I have always loved Spiritual Warfare as it is clearly the best of the Wisdom Tree games.  Plus who doesnt love answering Bible trivia questions during their games, hmm I may be the only one who enjoys that part.  Sure it is a less intense Zelda clone, but it is still darn fun.

 

Tips and Tricks

Go to the Church whenever you are stuck.  It will always give you a tip about what to do next and will refill your energy.

 

Make sure you have a key at the Demon’s Stronghold. 

 

You can go back to any room that has a key by clearing about 10 rooms and then returning to it to get another key.

 

Once you get the sword, you can use that as your main weapon.  It will convert all of those guys that are unconvertible with your fruit.

 

The instruction manual provides good hints on how to defeat the Bosses without forcing you to resort to a FAQ.

 

The pears are important because they are the only fruit that can clear away some of the garbage in the slums.  All of the other fruits will fly through the garbage and not destroy it.