Agent K

Grade: D+

Agent K is part of the dynamic duo known as Agents J and K. However, little is known about this avid NESer. Well here's his story, or as I call it the greatest story ever told.

Think of brilliance and then double it, no triple it. Now take the square root of it and then divide it by 7. Okay what did you get? You don't know, well neither do I, but that's okay this isn't a site about theoretical math but the NES! Agent K is a little over 100 years old making him the oldest NESer that he knows, in fact Agent J is the only other NESer he knows, but that is irrelevant. Agent K bought his original NES used and with ROB. The sad part is that ROB became his best friend and still is to this day. Why does this friendship work so well, because ROB, KEEPS HIS DANG MOUTH SHUT!!! That's why.

Specialty: Sports games. Agent K owns and has ranked nearly every sports game on the NES.

Favorite Genres: Sports games, Tetris style games (Hatris anyone?), Shoot Em Ups (Gun.Smoke is awesome, and yes I also enjoy Commando), Flying Shooters (Gradius rules), and Beat Em Ups (Double Dragon doubles my pleasure).

Disliked Genres: Puzzle games, Platformers (I like some, but in general not so much), and RPGs (Final Fantasy is amazing, but otherwise they are far too time consuming).

Favorite Game: Hmm, err, ehh, well probably Tecmo Super Bowl - It's still my favorite football game released for any system. Everything about it is amazing. However, an honorable mention would go to Baseball Stars. That was an amazing idea for it's time.

Top 10 Favorites Games: Tecmo Super Bowl, Final Fantasy, The Legend of Zelda, Baseball Stars, R.B.I Baseball, Kid Icarus, Tetris 2, Gun.Smoke, Cabal, Super Mario Bros.

Some Not-So Popular Favorites: Cabal, Spiritual Warfare, Arkanoid, Archon, R. C. Pro Am, Dusty Diamonds All Star Softball, R.B.I Baseball Arcade Edition.

Least Favorite Game: Ahh so many horrific games and only one choice, Space Shuttle Simulator - This could be because I have no idea how the game works, but I can't stand this game.

Worst NES injury: Agent K once broke his hip after celebrating a homerun in R.B.I Baseball.

Profile

Height: 6’ 0”

Weight: 175

Started NESing: 1986

Best Accomplishment: Beat Back to the Future without dying.

Worst Accomplishment: Cannot beat Super Mario Brothers 3.

First Game Owned: I got a package deal which included many release games, including ROB but no Super Mario Brothers!

Worst Purchase: Buying Shadowgate, thinking it would be a cool platformer game. (It is not)