Agent J

Grade: D-

Agent J is part of the dynamic duo known as Agents J and K. However, little is known about this avid NESer. Well here's his story written by his brother, a man who hardly knows him.

Agent J comes from many millions of years ago. He is a caveman who has been recently thawed for the purposes of reviewing NES games. If you've ever seen Encino man you get the picture, if you haven't you are a better man than I. Agent J has an affinity for mangos and motorscooters. No, he does not ride the scooter, but he enjoys the sound it makes. His least favorite game is Caveman Games. He says, “While the idea is thrilling the execution is flawed. The spouse toss, while accurate in many ways, doesn’t quite catch the feel of a real spouse toss.”

Preferred Genres: Platformers (Super Mario Bros.), Adventure (Legend of Zelda), Sports (Tecmo Super Bowl) and RPGs (Final Fantasy).

Disliked Genres: Shoot ‘Em Ups (Contra), Space Shooters (Gradius), Flight Simulators (Top Gun).

Top 10 Favorite Games: Tecmo Super Bowl, The Legend of Zelda, Dragon Warrior III, Super Mario Bros., Final Fantasy, Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out, Super Mario Bros. 3, Zelda II – The Adventure of Link, Super Mario Bros. 2, Baseball Stars.

Some Not-So Popular Favorites: The Goonies II, Spiritual Warfare, Gremlins 2: The New Batch, Pinball, Gyromite, Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

Profile

Height: 6’ 11”

Weight: 210

Started NESing: 1987

Best Accomplishment:

Knocking out Mike Tyson in 2^nd Round.

Worst Accomplishment:

Broke R.O.B. playing catch with him in the yard.

First Game Owned:

Goonies II. I bought it from a friend before I owned my own NES. I had to use Agent K’s when he wasn’t around.

Worst Purchase:

Iron Tank. I asked for it for Christmas and have regretted it ever since.

Greatest Score:

Picking up Flintstones 2 for 3 bucks.